A Programmer !

A programmer goes out to get some dry cleaning. His wife told him, " While you're out pick up some Milk "

He never came Home !

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My wife said: "Please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get six." 

I came back with 6 cartons of milk She said, "why in the hell did you buy six cartons of milk"


I said: Because  "They had eggs" !!

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Okay so here's the deal.

I am dealing with few people since last past month, from IT, and they all happened to be working on Coding and Programming side. 

What's common in all of them?

They all are a bunch of Jerks.

Seriously !!

I had the utmost respect for this community, and now I have utmost frustration.

Come on buddy !! You can't even spell, "Travel" ?? And you have a Masters degree in CS ??

The work is for a cashless travel scheme and every single line of the entire content has the word. And what I received for the testing, "Trval".

Every single line. Full of  " Trval " !

My god ! 

This bunch of not so brilliant people spent a whole month and when I got the work last weekend, my eyes were about to pop out after doing the spell check, option correction, sentence placement for whole weekend.

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For a question I had to put an option blank. I thought blank space in the option might create the confusion, as from 250 options, why only one has a blank space. So I wrote in Bold and Italic, " Please keep this space Blank ! "

Ohh My Fucking God !

I saw an Options saying : 

... " Please keep this space Blank ! " ,  instead of a blank space !!

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I really doubt whether this bunch of Jerks will do the project,one day I'll have to fuck their brains out them, if they've got any.

Guys please, if you know any better trick comment or mail. I just want to get the things done while I'm still alive.

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Shit Happens !

Yeah.

Absolutely ! Shit happens ! And very often than we think it can or should.

People get away with your money, you can broke into the business, you can get fancy degrees, you can have tons of circles to follow, you can have impenetrable plans, you can have a smooth morning, a bumpy afternoon, a rough evening and fucked up night. You can sit together watching things burn around you and flush the responsibility, suck the motivation out and play hide for couples of months, assuming it looks like a system failure and someone else must do the job on it to restart the game.

But you know what, even it will restart, there isn't any guarantee that it will get you enough. I didn't get it. Never. Umm huh, not a single time. Work for fourteen hours, earn like a pump station, blow like the Sun, save like a broker and what do I get... Shit !

Nothing. Not a single thing is making anysense. Work, Money, Food, Relations, Passion, Love, Dreams, Sex, Motives, Feelings, Emotions and not the damn Life even. Nothing is giving that ounce of peace. Happinees...!!

There's a thin line to Satisfaction and Happiness.

I am satisfied.

Not sure about Happiness.

Are you ?

Mountain Kill’em both

Chaos, Confusion, Recklessness, Rage and Change

If you would ever want to learn how to trash a perfect day with only an ounce of shit, meet me. I can tell you a thousand and one ways to make the guardians of hell envious of you for their entire life, in just a minute. Believe me I can.

A simple day, most loved intoxicating tea, superb scrambled eggs and toasted breads with butter, and well managed roommate, mindful maid. These are the ingredients you need to scrap the things.

Maid ironed and put the clothes in wrong cupboard, roommate misplaced the shoe-polish box, and I was on the top of the mountain Kill’em both!

This was the worst day of entire week. Why I was about to slit both of them open?

Maybe because I have a place for each stuff in the home. A reserved place for shoes, shocks, shoe-polish, iron board, iron, and a damn fucking large drawer for the ironed clothes. Large enough to shove both of them alive into.

I wish I had a sticker machine, I would have stickered each of every single slot and corner of the house saying what it is used for.

I don’t understand why people can’t get enough motivation, reason and courage use their own damn brain.

Evening was ruined because of the blasts in mood. Few students came showing interests to work on the star-up and make a college project out of it. Since last half an hour I am trying to recollect what I have told them during the entire conversation. Who knows? Definitely not me !

Dinner was shit. And the worst part, I made it.

I think my biggest disadvantage is I don’t understand this anger or rage. I don’t understand mismanagement or chaos or disturbance at micro level. Maybe I am not able to let the people do what they think is good for me or for themselves. Maybe I don’t know how to be compassionate for unplanned outcomes. Maybe I have a fear to this unplanned and unknown, chaotic, reckless, mismanaged events and/or life.

I got know one thing though, I have a stored form of energy which I am not able to decode, understand, interpret, handle, way out, stream around. I’ll have to find a path to direction this energy to create something useful else it will ruin me, burn me, dilute me or simple; my maid will leave and roommate will kick my ass out.

July 30 2015

Summary for July:

Well, the month is almost over. I can't remember all the days, but it was an average month as compared to the last year. I had few more downs than ups. 

University called me for Anthropological work, Started to build on prototype, left one more job, finding one more thing to earn some money, finding interesting things to write, did one workshop for people suffered the financial loss and I’m counting those days of workshop in ups.

Learned how things in EP and Brief history of Humankind. Started reading The Moral Animal by Robert Wright. It is a good book to understand the daily and evolutionary psychology. I recommend to all those who want to understand more about their own self.

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Anyway, today was an average day. Meditated for two hours, wrote few things in the morning on Life and My search; soon will be posted on my blog. Watched few videos on TED: On Conversation, On Social Interactions in Animal world and On Rejection.

I highly recommend the one on rejection it’s amazing. I got few inspirations from Social interaction video and Nicolas Perony’s research and have started to crack the community connections and it’s mechanism to monitor the traffic network. He is a nice guy, responded to mail on the first day.

Evening, was soggy and rainy. It rained from 3 pm to almost 9 pm, stalled my dinner even. Since six in the evening was researching about Villgro foundation, meeting its co-founder at NCL tomorrow in the morning during a session on rural business and social entrepreneurship. Hope this day and meeting will bring in some more interest on the start-up and maybe some money also.

It’s almost 12 am and I think I should stop writing more, my eyes are bubbling and want to see some on Futurama now.

Good night Journal and Readers

Love you all !